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Jeff Simpson

Cheese and Jam

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 24, 2008, 10:58 PM

Cheese and raspberry jam sandwich. It came to me in a dream. I tried it. IT IS TEH SEX! Try it. DO IT NOW, MOTHER FUCKER!

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Mood: Bemused
Listening to: Cheese
Reading: and
Watching: jam
Playing: sandwiches
Eating: are
Drinking: awesome

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~wompum

Jun 24, 2008, 11:00:44 PM

What kiiiiind of cheese? lol

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*jeffsimpsonkh

Jun 24, 2008, 11:02:22 PM

YOU THINK IT MATTERS?!. IT FUCKING DOESN'T! JUST DO IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

=1mpact

Jun 24, 2008, 11:02:54 PM

Old time thing in my country in any case... try it on toast aswell, it is teh sexyest.

Also, try Cheese and honey on toast (the thick type hat isnt seehrough works best IMHO, but I think any honey works really)

Oh, and do it with butter... it emphasizes all the good flavours

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~Splatterpus

Jun 24, 2008, 11:13:16 PM

But that sounds just awful! It seems like it would RUIN cheese forever for me. And if that happened, I WOULD SUE YOU.

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Jun 24, 2008, 11:15:41 PM

CHEESE IS LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS AN OUNCE.

~wompum

Jun 24, 2008, 11:21:24 PM

AHHH ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!
me. rasberry jam. cheese. tomorrow. I'm fucking doing it.

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*jeffsimpsonkh

Jun 25, 2008, 12:27:14 AM

OH YAH, CREAMED HONEY AND PEANUT BUTTER TOO! MMMMMM!!!

*jeffsimpsonkh

Jun 25, 2008, 12:27:40 AM

I'LL SUE YOUR FACE FOR BEING UGLY!!!!!!!r4r5ethyyukl gffgh

no, try it. try it. It's delicious. Please.

*jeffsimpsonkh

Jun 25, 2008, 12:28:11 AM

YOUR FACE IS LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS AND OUNCE! ...?

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