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Why does potato salad from the deli cost so much?
29%
11 deviants said
Jeff, you're a moron
18%
7 deviants said
Consiracy. Potato salad is made of aliens
18%
7 deviants said
It makes you do superhuman farts..
16%
6 deviants said
Communism.
11%
4 deviants said
cause potato salad is owned by Opec
8%
3 deviants said
It makes you gain superhuman strengh
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apocalypsebunny
Jul 28, 2004
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fallencupid
Jul 27, 2004
It makes you do superhuman farts..
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MoreMan
Jul 27, 2004
o worked in a deli for...what?...10 months or so...
and ALL the salads, and pretty much everything is over-priced, and you know why?
because there are tons of lazy idiots, who will pay $20 for assorted salads and soe dry chicken!
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sponch
Jul 27, 2004
Student Artisan Crafter
communism. it's to make sure
nobody
has to eat that concoction.
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Splic
Jul 27, 2004
Lol communism...
I say aliens, because I've been seeing lots of UFO's lately.
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tiinateaspoon
Jul 27, 2004
If you can't be arsed to make it yourself they will charge you...and extra when the guy who makes it goes for a tea break. but it is invaluable if planning to set fire to your own emissions
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dedredhed
Jul 27, 2004
Professional Artisan Crafter
potato salad is the grossest crap on the face of the planet. it looks like brains.
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fallencupid
Jul 27, 2004
ever see ham salad?
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multichrist
Jul 27, 2004
i work at this deli sub shop type place, ya sell it for how much ppl will buy it for, good old USA.
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and ALL the salads, and pretty much everything is over-priced, and you know why?
because there are tons of lazy idiots, who will pay $20 for assorted salads and soe dry chicken!
I say aliens, because I've been seeing lots of UFO's lately.