deviant art

Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour

Why does potato salad from the deli cost so much? 

29%
11 deviants said Jeff, you're a moron
18%
7 deviants said Consiracy. Potato salad is made of aliens
18%
7 deviants said It makes you do superhuman farts..
16%
6 deviants said Communism.
11%
4 deviants said cause potato salad is owned by Opec
8%
3 deviants said It makes you gain superhuman strengh

Devious Comments

:iconfallencupid:
It makes you do superhuman farts.. :lmao: :+fav: comment. :D
Reply
:iconmoreman:
o worked in a deli for...what?...10 months or so...

and ALL the salads, and pretty much everything is over-priced, and you know why?

because there are tons of lazy idiots, who will pay $20 for assorted salads and soe dry chicken!
Reply
:iconsponch:
~sponch Jul 27, 2004  Student Artisan Crafter
communism. it's to make sure nobody has to eat that concoction.
Reply
:iconsplic:
Lol communism...

I say aliens, because I've been seeing lots of UFO's lately.
Reply
:icontiinateaspoon:
If you can't be arsed to make it yourself they will charge you...and extra when the guy who makes it goes for a tea break. but it is invaluable if planning to set fire to your own emissions :lmao:

:hug:
Reply
:icondedredhed:
`dedredhed Jul 27, 2004  Professional Artisan Crafter
potato salad is the grossest crap on the face of the planet. it looks like brains.
Reply
:iconfallencupid:
:rofl: ever see ham salad? :giggle:
Reply
:iconmultichrist:
i work at this deli sub shop type place, ya sell it for how much ppl will buy it for, good old USA.
Reply
Add a Comment:
 

Poll History